Another reprehensible rhyme

There was a old bear named Lancelot
Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot.
Whenever he'd pass
A presentable ass,
The front of his pants would advance a lot.

A Message For Our Readers

The WritingBearsCave has a store (the link to it is on the right-hand side of the blog's home page).  We'd like to remind you that ALL profits from the store are donated to Animals Asia, a group based in Hong Kong that has worked tirelessly for over 20 years to eradicate the cruel and senseless practice of bear bile farming.  Just recently, Animals Asia signed an agreement with the government of Vietnam to close down bear bile farms in that country and relocate over 1000 captive bears to Animals Asia sanctuaries in Vietnam and China.  The story is here: A victory for bears

Please consider a purchase from the store to support Animals Asia's efforts.   Thanks!
UrsusMajr and Papa Werebear