Do It Again
(to the tune of "Do It Again", by Steely Dan)

Now you swear and kick and beg us,
That you're not a 'bating man.
Then we find you back at home,
With your handle in your hand.
Those vids can make you money,
So you post them when you're able.
In the land of web-based porn,
You're just one horse in the stable.
You go back and jack
Do it again,
Fist pumpin' up and down;
You go back, Jack, and do it again..